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Left to right: Johnny Bill Buttafucco (Social Editor), Billy "Butterfingers" Bilko (Sports Editor), Ralph "The Plumber" Krakowski (Technology Editor), Tommy "Slots" Buttwipee (responsible for the paperwork!)